Freedom At Last

So my parents went away to go have anniversary sex for some time at some hotel in South Jersey for three days. Left me at mis primos house. Had much fun. Brought back old times. Did homework. Prank call Leland. Berries and Cream dance. Listened to that ol' shit that you forgot back in the 90s/80s.

*screeches "If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time. Thoughts of pretty you and me, erotic city come alive"*

Perfecto night ended with some scrumptious ass waffles at 1:30am.