From the the kids that brought you "Don't Believe the Hypebeast "

"...she’s like the deadstock pair of Jordan IVs you’ve been searching for your whole life."

So You Wanna Pick Up A Streetwear Chick?
Disclaimer: We’ve tested this guide and have found that it works 100% UNLESS the woman you’re trying to rap to has a job, is in school, has a grip on reality or a general understanding that the vast majority of men in the scene are more concerned with checking out other men than they are with talking to women.

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